Week 3: My dog ate my homework...

I've obviously used excuses to get out of things. Like going to school I would fake cry or sit in the bathroom forever saying I didn't feel good when really I was just standing there on my phone stressing out that my parents will make me go to school when I really don't feel like going. Or for work there was one time and one time only where I have called off because I was tired but I just lied and said I really really didn't feel good. IDK most of my call offs/ lateness compared to reality is pretty bad. Probably the worse excuse like craziest that I can think of to make up is that They had too much cocaine and can't come into work. Which would just land them to be fired. But one of the worse most dumbest excuses I have heard a co worker use is that her dog wouldn't go to sleep all night long. Like, lol lady people have new borns let alone kids and still show up to work. If you're going to make an excuse out of that at least just say you're sick because it makes you sound a lot less stupid